blessed to be a joke
Hello Reader,
My feets are cold and I am eating roasted salted peanut and drinking Hacker Pschorr...I like to drink beer with salted roasted peanuts I think many people will agree on this...probably except for the IPA lovers... this is good beer but its more bitter than the steigl...but I can't complain its cold and clean taste with some froth....my dog was a bitch today while walking....she did all kinds of dragging and protests...because she couldn't have what she wanted...she is a very cocky dog...and sometimes she gets upsets greatly when she cannot accomplish the things she wanted to do because of me....it might be a squirrel which cannot be chased...people who are walking by who she couldn't jump on...or a piece of garbage on the road she couldn't eat, or another dog she couldn't charge towards....when I explain squirrels to my dog I say to her "don't chase them they are your old ancestors who started to live on trees....they are tree dogs...they are -close ancestors with chihuahua's and pug's...", in the same manner when I explain birds to her, I stick up with the story of "they are dogs living in the skies....once there was a dog who decided to eat seeds and they bloated them so it produced lots of gas and was able to fly...so those are flying dogs who eat seeds and fart all the time..." so for all other animals she tries to charge I and catch I find stories like this and tell her...so she can stop chasing them and be nice to her relatives...reader if you are wondering my dog farts a lot she might start flying soon...
micro plastic tea bag competing with my eye bag higher value than Hermes Gag
blessed to be a joke, to attract peach chain saw enormous deceit' of same point quotation
velcro fantastic sea shag's to begging monolith shy rye's extinguisher, it's cue, ban's shame's tag.
messed soo, she choke's to contact reach, pain's raw venomous forfeit of lame lint potion
King H. Ironson
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